Never, ever, put a banana in a backpack. No amount of care can make it turn out well.
Sideways knit, short row garter stitch hats are an excellent use of handspun yarn, or any yarn of inconsistent gauge.
Large dogs are easier to housebreak than small dogs. I do not know if this is a characteristic of the dog, or if it is because I care much, much, more about the poo from a 90 pound animal than a five pound one.
Small children are both more work and more fun than I though possible
To paraphrase Annie Lamott, Until I had a child, I was able to deceive myself that I was a good person. Now I know I am good enough, but it’s an uphill climb.
I can never, ever, stop taking anti depressants. I would take them even if it was proven to shorten my life.
If I had to give up coffee, I could, but I hope I never have to.
Kind people seem to get more cancer than mean people.
Drunks seem to live forever- or does it just seem that way to me?
The best deaths for the dying seem to be different than the best deaths for the grieving.
Leave me a comment with a random thing you have learned, if you’d like.